The three motorcycle managers

Three male motorcycle managers were in the restroom, standing at the urinals. The first manager finished and went over to the sink to wash his hands. He then dried his hands very carefully. He used one paper towel after another, making sure that every last drop of water on his hands was dried off. He turned to the other two and said, “At Suzuki, we learn to be extremely thorough!“

The second manager finishes his business at the urinal and then washes his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure to dry his hands by using every available scrap of paper. He turns around and says, “At Honda, we are not only taught to be extremely thorough, but we also learn to be extremely efficient.“

The third manager is finished, walks straight towards the door and says to the others with a smile as he passes: „At Harley, we don't piss on our hands ...!“