„I'm sorry,“ Peter says to the man in his late thirties, "but you have to show me a good deed, otherwise I'm afraid I can't let you in here.".

After thinking for a moment, the man says, „I saw a group of bikers trying to steal an old lady's shopping bag. So I went over there, knocked over the leader's motorcycle, spat in his face, and insulted his girlfriend...“
„And when was that?“
„About three minutes ago.“