„Tut mir leid“, sagt Petrus zu dem Enddreißiger, aber du mußt schon eine gute Tat vorweisen, sonst kann ich dich hier leider nicht reinlassen.“
After thinking for a moment, the man says, „I saw a group of bikers trying to steal an old lady's shopping bag. So I went over there, knocked over the leader's motorcycle, spat in his face, and insulted his girlfriend...“
„And when was that?“
„About three minutes ago.“