„I want to become a rocker!“

In elementary school, it's time to talk about working life. Little Max is asked what he wants to be when he grows up.
He proudly declares, „I want to be a rocker!“

The teacher asks, „So, do you actually know what a rocker is?“
„Sure: riding a powerful motorcycle, drinking beer, and engaging in intimate relations with women!’
The teacher blushes, yells at him, and finally sends him home early with the stipulation that his father must contact the teacher.
Max comes home much too early, and of course his father immediately asks him why he is home so early.

„Because the teacher asked me about my career aspirations.“
„Yes, and what did you say?“
„Well, that I want to be a rocker!“
„Huh?“
„Well: a powerful motorcycle under your ass, drinking beer without end, and screwing women!“
His father slaps him; furious, he sends Max to his room: „...and by dinner time, you'll have thought of a sensible career!“
Now it's evening and Max came out of his room again.
His father asks him, „So, what career do you want to pursue now?’
Max is very quiet: „Yes, um: I'm going to be... a mini rocker.“
„What's that all about?“
„Well... riding a bike, drinking milk, and jerking off...“