You can't get in here without a good deed!
I'm sorry,' says Peter to the man in his late thirties, but you have to show a good deed, otherwise I can read you on
Too fast
The motorcyclist
A Brenner driver drives really slowly on the A45 and is stopped by the police. Brenner driver: “Oh, was I too fast?” Policeman: “For God’s sake! You can drive faster. There should be like 100 things in there!” Brenner driver: “But there are signs everywhere with the A 16, A 45 and A17; on it!"
The three motorcycle managers
The three motorcycle managers Three male motorcycle managers were in the toilet and standing at the urinals. The first manager is ready Read more
What kind of frog is that?
A Harley rider has to drive into town to go shopping.
On the way back, he just manages to avoid a frog and stops to see if the frog is OK. Suddenly the frog says: “I will grant you three wishes for saving me!”
The good deed!
“I'm sorry,” says Peter to the man in his late thirties, but you have to show a good deed, otherwise I unfortunately can't let you in here.
The first ride!
The son of the house comes home rather sheepishly and asks his father: “Dad, should I tell you all about my first ride on your Harley?
Despite moving!
Two fleas meet, one of which has a bad cold. The other person asks where the cold comes from. “I live Read more
I want to be a rocker!
“I want to be a rocker!”
In elementary school, the topic of professional life comes up.
Little Max is asked what he wants to be when he grows up. He proudly says: “I want to be a rocker!”
The difference
What is the difference between a Harley and a vacuum cleaner? The location of the scumbag…
The can of Vaseline and the Harley rider
A biker buys a new Harley that shines with chrome.
The seller gives him another tip: “Before it starts to rain, you should always rub the chrome with Vaseline. This means it always stays shiny and rust has no chance! I’ll give you this can of Vaseline for free!”. Great, thinks the biker. With the new machine he drives up to his girlfriend, who has invited him to dinner to get to know her family. Everything is going well, the parents have a very good impression of their daughter's new boyfriend. Shortly before dessert, the daughter says to her friend: