The three motorcycle managers

Three male motorcycle managers were in the bathroom and standing at the urinals. The first manager finishes and goes over to the sink to wash his hands. He then dries his hands very carefully. He uses one paper towel after another, making sure every little water stain on his hand is dried. He turns to the other two and says: “At Suzuki we learn to be extremely thorough!”

The second manager finishes his business at the urinal and then washes his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure to dry his hands using every scrap of paper available. He turns around and says, “At Honda we are not only taught to be extremely thorough, but we are also taught to be extremely efficient.”

The third manager is finished, walks straight towards the door and says to the others with a smile as he passes: “At Harley we don’t piss on our hands…!”