The motorcyclist

A Brenner driver drives really slowly on the A45 and is stopped by the police. Brenner driver: “Oh, was I too fast?” Policeman: “For God’s sake! You can drive faster. There should be like 100 things in there!” Brenner driver: “But there are signs everywhere with the A 16, A 45 and A17; on it!"

Police officer: “But they only show the highway number!” The police officer looks at the pillion. She sits stock still on the bun from the burner, huge eyes, pupils at infinity and foaming at the mouth.

Police officer: “What’s wrong with her?” Brenner driver: “Yes, I drove along the B314 earlier!”