Two fleas meet, one of whom has a bad cold. The other asks where the cold comes from. „I live in the beard of a biker who rides in all weather conditions.“
„Do as I do. I live in the pubic hair of a young girl. It's comfortable there and you stay healthy!“
After four weeks, they meet again. The flea still has a cold.
„Didn't you follow my advice?“
„Yes, I did. But whenever I moved, I was back in the biker's beard the next morning!“