A Harley rider has to drive into town to go shopping.
On the way back, he just manages to avoid a frog and stops to see if the frog is OK. Suddenly the frog says: “I will grant you three wishes for saving me!”

The Harley rider packs up the frog to take him home.
The frog fulfills his wish for endless money and eternal youth (note: particularly popular with Harley riders!). When he gets home, the Harley driver shows him his extremely ugly wife and asks;
“Can’t you make this woman a really pretty girl???” “Out of the question,” says the frog, “as ugly as it is, even I can’t do anything anymore!”
“But turning my Harley into a really great motorcycle is possible, right???”
Says the frog: “Can I see your wife again……..?”