A Harley rider has to drive into town to go shopping. On the way back, he narrowly avoids hitting a frog and stops to see if the frog is OK.
Suddenly, the frog says, „For saving me, I will grant you three wishes!“

The Harley rider packs up the frog to take it home with him. The frog grants him his wish for infinite wealth and eternal youth (note: particularly popular with Harley riders!).
When they arrive home, the Harley rider shows him his extremely ugly wife and asks, „Can't you turn this woman into a really pretty girl???“
„No way,“ says the frog, „she's so ugly, even I can't do anything about it!“
„But turning my Harley into a really great motorcycle is possible, right?“
The frog says, „Can I see your wife again...?“