A Harley rider has to take the car into town to go shopping. On the way back, he just manages to avoid a frog and stops to see if the frog is OK.
Suddenly, the frog says, „For saving me, I will grant you three wishes!“

The Harley rider packs up the frog to take it home with him. The frog grants him his wish for infinite wealth and eternal youth (note: particularly popular with Harley riders!).
When they arrive home, the Harley rider shows him his extremely ugly wife and asks, „Can't you turn this woman into a really pretty girl???“
„No way,“ says the frog, „she's so ugly, even I can't do anything about it!“
„But I can turn my Harley into a really great motorcycle I guess you can do that, right???“
The frog says, „Can I see your wife again...?“