“I want to be a rocker!”
In elementary school, the topic of professional life comes up.
Little Max is asked what he wants to be when he grows up. He proudly says: “I want to be a rocker!”
The teacher asks: “Yes, tell me, do you actually know what that is: a rocker?”
“Of course: a big motorcycle under your ass, drink beer and fuck women!”
The teacher turns red, shouts and finally sends him home early on the condition that his father must definitely report to the teacher.
Max ends up coming home way too early and of course his father immediately asks him why he's home so early.
“Because the teacher asked me about my career choice.”
“Yes and what did you say?”
“Well, I want to be a rocker!”
“Huh?”
“Well: fat motorcycle under your ass, drinking endless beer and fucking women!”
Then his father smears him;
In a rage he sends Max to his room: “…and by dinner time you’ll think about a sensible career!” Now it's evening and Max came out of his room again.
The father asks him: “Well, what kind of career do we want now?”
Max is very sheepish: “Yes, um: I will… Mini Rocker.”
“What’s this all about now?”
"So …. …. Riding a bike, drinking milk and jerking off…”